LIFECOACH YOGAPANTS

Really exiting text that make you want to pay me

My non existent expertice is at your disposal, in exchange for high amounts of human currency (i do not accept lottery tickets or animals)

Just keep scrolling, there are two paypalbuttons. 

Use them not wisely

I dont have any idea how to help you but i will lie, in an obvious way and still hope that you trust me.

Stand straight/Sit upright/Eat your peas!

I had a really good idea for this text but forgot.

Send me an email of your question or horoscope, whatever, i know everything about almost everything. i dont know any girly stuff or how to look nerdy. 

But think twice (dont), the question comes with a cost higher than your soul (about any amount thinkable, low or high)

If you have any problems reading with all the other stuff going on, get glasses or do your own really really well made website, like mine.

PAYPAL

Be smart! buy advice from someone who doesnt know anything about online business or making money at all.

Animation of a bomb

Get really exited and think that there may be a small chance of this not being a joke

Just click the button and pay.

100k 
Satisfied ghosts

50k
Satisfied made up clients

300
years combined experience when calculated without knowing what to calculate

"obligatory" field, maybe its spelled wrong. i dont make money spelling.

I (you) hereby comply to gdpr and so on. google the rules*

"obligatory" field, maybe its spelled wrong. i dont make money spelling.

Write text in all fields, thats the rules. the AI who made this part of the website says so. The AI said something about skynert or jorn conor, didnt really listen/read.
message could not be sent, try again until your eyes fall out of your head.
message sent succesfully, i dont check my mail

I own some parts, guess. Copyright infringement will be persecuted. mailto:buythesiteordont@yahoo.com

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